When Bill Gates Catches Cold
When Bill Gates catches cold, a train of winos follows where he goes,
to pick up all the hundred-dollar bills he used to blow his nose.
Robert Laughlin lives in Chico, California. Two of his short stories are Million Writers Award Notable Stories, and his novel, Vow of Silence, was favorably reviewed by Publishers Weekly. His website is at www.pw.org/content/robert_laughlin.